Items

Items refer to the broad category of beneficial pickups and upgrades.

Bandanas
Whether you call them bandanas, headbands, or “head napkins,” these items are an undeniable part of the classic action hero’s getup. However, more than just looking cool and keeping the sweat of battle (or obesity) out of your eyes, these bandanas also provide some powerful effects to super-size your abilities. Unlock them by fully completing the special objectives for each stage.

Boomdana
This green headband, modeled after the decorative headgear of an elite military force from Earth’s past, doubles the ammo you receive from enemies, pickups, and other sources.

Santana Bandana
While this festive item does nothing for you musically, it will increase the likelihood of enemies dropping health and ammo pickups, meaning you can restock and refuel to eat another day.

Standana
A true complement to thick-headedness, the Standana is a bandana with the inertia of a boulder, which will make you immune to knockback effects. No more falling off platforms or getting interrupted while jumping!

Hannah Bandana
Sometimes, sitting back and enjoying the moments between bites (or bullets) is what makes a meal (or battle) enjoyable (or survivable). While wearing the Hannah Bandana, such moments will also slowly restore your health.

Bandanaconda
Who said action heroes couldn’t be stealthy? Go translucent but stay solid with the Bandanaconda, which grants you temporary invisibility while remaining motionless.

Zendana
It’s been said that when you enter a true state of enlightenment, your mind and body become as one and time seems to slow around you. Certain eating gurus, for example, enter states of hypervigilance where they can taste each individual atom of the food in their mouth, experiencing sublime flavors that defy description and transcend the soul. I’m sure you’ll never reach such spiritual highs, so use this Zendana to slow the speed of enemy projectiles.

Firebrandana
Developed by an eccentric inventor-chef, this piece of headgear was touted to provide “360° Blast Convection,” allowing the wearer to cook everything in their nearby vicinity. How this could ever safely be implemented into any functional cooking setting is a mystery, but that doesn’t stop it from being a top-notch battlefield accessory.

Glowing Bandana
Coveted by bandanaphiles, headgear enthusiasts, and hat aficionados across the galaxy, this item is from Joachim’s personal collection. It grants the wearer total invincibility!